Caricatured BMW R1200

The Police motorcycle of choice, the everlasting BMW R1200 is now available in an exclusive limited edition A3 print from Blue Light Gifts. Printed on high grade paper and strictly limited to 50.

Commissioned by us with our artist, this print looks good in any frame on any wall, each print is accompanied by a limited edition certificate signed by the artist and us.

Great for showing the grandchildren when they ask…..”Grandad/Granny…. What’s a motorbike”!!!!!!  Order yours quickly as they are bound to ride off into the sunset at a rapid rate (under 70mph of course!!).

Just £10 each (exc p&p).






  NEW  Caricatured Met Police Traffic car mousemat. Very limited stock. £3 each.

  NEW  Met Traffic Mug.   £5 each

(Personalisation not available on this item

 NEW Met Traffic keyring.  £3 each

            NEW  Met Traffic car A3 print.  £2 each


NEW  Traffic car A3 print.  £2 each

NEW  Traffic Mug.   £5 each

(Personalisation not available on this item) 


NEW Traffic Car Stress Toy

Fed up of going from call to call?  No time to grab a coffee and doughnut before your radio crackles into life with the next LOB? Well stress no more… take your frustration out on this Traffic Car stress toy and feel all your woes drift away with every squeeze. Leaving you ready and refreshed to continue your fight against the foe!

L 4.25′ (110mm)
W 2′ ( 45mm)
H 1.5′ (40mm)

All sizes are approximate.

Just £3 each…What price sanity?


NEW  Traffic Police UK Challenge Coin

Doubled sided 38mm challenge coins cast in zinc alloy  – all coins are placed inside a protective PVC clear wallet.

£5.00 each 


NEW  Antique Bronze Metal Keyrings

Manufactured using zinc alloy with an antique bronze coating.

The rats are 30mm in size and an ideal addition to any set of keys!

£4.00 each



NEW  Shadow Weave Polyester Tie

Our new shadow weave ties are available with or without a presentation box.  All ties come complete with our own Black Rat labels stitched into the reverse of the material. 

Colours available are navy blue and black. 

Only £11 per tie or £16.50 with the presentation box.


NEW  Christy Towel bundle from  £35.00

Bundle consists of flannel, hand towel and either bath towel, large bath towel or bath sheet.

Bundle with bath towel £35.00

Bundle with large bath towel £37.50

Bundle with bath sheet £45.00

Items are sold individually as follows

Flannel £6.00

Hand towel £14.00

Bath towel £18.00

Large bath towel £21.00

Bath sheet £27.00

Personalisation is available at £7.50 for a bundle or £3.00 per item


NEW  Rat Clock £15.00 

NEW Bath Duck £7.50

Limited to 450 ducks

Woven lanyard  £3.00

Money Bank  £7.50 

Price includes personalisation and postage discounted if more than one purchased at the same time

Novelty bottle stopper  £6.00 each

These are produced in this livery only for us hand painted, 120mm high and supplied in a box.

Rat bear (CE approved)  

small (15cm sitting)   £8.50 each

medium (23cm sitting)   £10.00 each

large (45cm sitting)   £30.00 each

Pink or blue Tee shirt £2.00 each (small and medium only)

Tee shirt personalisation add £1.50* per bear

* price refers to black printing. Other colours POA

Rat Card Holders £2.50 each (recycled plastic!)

Rat cuff links  £9.00 pair

Rat air freshener  £1.00 each

Rubber outline Rat keyring   £3.00

TPOGC pens   £2.50

Golf Towel   £6.00
Not just limited to drying your balls, this towel is perfect for the gym, tennis, cycling or even motorcycling.

Tea Towel   £4