We are now able to supply individual embroidered patches with a variety of different logos and layouts. Above is a small selection of those available however please let us know if you have a specific design you would like or a layout that differs from anything above….. any design is a possibility, our supplier is exceptionally flexible and willing to get you a patch that makes you stand out from the crowd!

 Available in tactical colours or full colour.

 Prices start from £5

More complicated patches may incur extra cost.


All our wooden items are made exclusively for us from the finest quality sustainably sourced woods. We currently offer a selection of wood i.e. Oak, Walnut, Beech, Pine however other woods can be made available if you have a particular choice you would like, please just ask!

The pictures below show only two of the available logos, many many more are available including all UK Police Forces, all UK Fire and Ambulance services, All Military Regiments and any other logos including your own if you have your own company.

Ask us now if you are interested in having a bespoke, high quality gift made for the person in your life that deserves something special. 



Our Cheese boards are made from solid oak (sustainably sourced), they are approximately 50cm x 18cm x 1.8cm. Finished with food safe mineral oil. All hand crafted, no two boards will ever be the same.Sadly, the cheese, grapes and any other foods in the pictures are not included before someone asks….. and they will!!

RRP of these is £35+, we are selling them at £32.50 exc p&p




A nice solid handmade oak wooden coaster for that essential cup of tea or coffee….. doughnut holders coming soon!! They are 4″ x 0.5″ and have a lacquer finish.

Just £5.00 each however deals may be available for sets of four or more….just ask.




(1) Bottle openers

Magnetic dropcatch bottle opener. Hand crafted from Genuine Oak hardwood, outfitted with a metal opener, protected with a teak oil finish. These bottle openers house a mind-numbingly powerful magnet that holds over 20 caps.


All Magnetic Bottle Openers are ready to magnetically mount out-of-the-box to any metallic surface. Or can be hung from a screw.

Available with brown ‘open here’ opener or polished silver only.

Dimensions: 10″ x 5″ x 0.5″

RRP is £25, our price £24 (yes, we know it’s not much cheaper but it’s better than nothing)


(2) Angled Wine Holder

Crafted to hold a bottle of wine at a seemingly impossible angle.

Each piece is made from quality pine wood and protected using the Japanese method of ‘shou sugi ban’ (ooh… get us!!!!) and finished with Danish oil.

RRP £10, our price £9


(3) Catchall Tray

Keep your desk or bedside cabinet tidy with a solid Acacia wood ‘catchall’ tray. Finished with teak oil.

Dimensions: 19cm x 19cm x 2cm 

RRP is £19.99, our price £15.







Every Man/Woman cave needs a name and now you have it…….. ‘The Rats Nest’. Made exclusively by hand to order for us from seasoned oak.

It measures 12″x4″x1″ (or 30cm x 10cm x 2cm for the youngsters) and would make a perfect Christmas gift for the Traffpol that thinks they have everything!!

Just £19 (exc p&p).






Beech wood chopping boards with your logo on. Available in three sizes and made to order from sustainably sourced wood. Finished with a light oiling of a food safe oil. Wood is a natural resource which means every wooden item has a unique appearance, minor imperfections are perfectly natural and add to the characteristics of these stunning items.

35cm x 25cm x 3cm – £26
40cm x 30cm x 3cm – £31
(Other sizes available on request) 


All our wooden items are made to order and are posted direct to you by our supplier.

Please note, only the Black Rat logo comes painted. All other logos are supplied in their natural state. Like all wooden chopping boards, these are hand wash only and would benefit from a regular re oiling using a food safe oil.







NEW.. Caricatured Met Police TSG carrier A3 print.   £2 each.








NEW..(1)  Caricatured Met Police Air Support Helicopter  A3 print.   £4 each.

Produced on higher quality paper than your average printer! 


NEW..(2)  Met Police Air Support Helicopter  Mousemat.   £4.50 each.

Faux leather & 6mm in thickness. Nice and soft for those hard worked hands!



NEW..(3)   Met Police Air Support Helicopter MDF Wall Clock.   £15.00 each.

100mm diameter printed clock. Shown without hands however we supply the hands free of charge!!

A small element of self assembly is required with the clocks but don’t worry… it is very easy and we supply full instructions. Battery not supplied.



NEW..(4)   Met Police Air Support Helicopter Mug.   £6.00 each.

it’s a mug… what more can we say???  11oz Duraglaze coated dishwasher & microwave safe. Personalisation not available on this item.



NEW..(5)   Met Police Air Support Helicopter Keyring.   £4.00 each.

A nice stainless steel keyring. Supplied individually boxed.



NEW..(6)   Met Police Air Support Helicopter Children T-Shirt.   £5.00 each.

100% cotton t-shirts. Available in sizes 3-4yrs, 5-6yrs, 7-8yrs & 9-11yrs. White only.