(1) Bottle openers

Magnetic dropcatch bottle opener. Hand crafted from Genuine Oak hardwood, outfitted with a metal opener, protected with a teak oil finish. These bottle openers house a mind-numbingly powerful magnet that holds over 20 caps.


All Magnetic Bottle Openers are ready to magnetically mount out-of-the-box to any metallic surface. Or can be hung from a screw.

Available with brown ‘open here’ opener or polished silver only.

Dimensions: 10″ x 5″ x 0.5″

RRP is £25, our price £24 (yes, we know it’s not much cheaper but it’s better than nothing)


(2) Angled Wine Holder

Crafted to hold a bottle of wine at a seemingly impossible angle.

Each piece is made from quality pine wood and protected using the Japanese method of ‘shou sugi ban’ (ooh… get us!!!!) and finished with Danish oil.

RRP £10, our price £9


(3) Catchall Tray

Keep your desk or bedside cabinet tidy with a solid Acacia wood ‘catchall’ tray. Finished with teak oil.

Dimensions: 9.5″ x 6″ x 1″

RRP is £19.99, our price £15.







Every Man/Woman cave needs a name and now you have it…….. ‘The Rats Nest’. Made exclusively by hand to order for us from seasoned oak.

It measures 12″x4″x1″ (or 30cm x 10cm x 2cm for the youngsters) and would make a perfect Christmas gift for the Traffpol that thinks they have everything!!

Just £19 (exc p&p).






Acacia wood chopping boards with your logo on. Available in three sizes and made to order from sustainably sourced wood. Finished with a light oiling of a food safe oil. Wood is a natural resource which means every wooden item has a unique appearance, minor imperfections are perfectly natural and add to the characteristics of these stunning items.

35cm x 20cm x 3cm – £26
50cm x 30cm x 3cm – £31
64cm x 25cm x 3cm – £36

All our wooden items are made to order and are posted direct to you by our supplier.

Please note, only the Black Rat logo comes painted. All other logos are supplied in their natural state. Like all wooden chopping boards, these are hand wash only and would benefit from a regular re oiling using a food safe oil.







NEW.. Caricatured Met Police TSG carrier A3 print.   £2 each.








NEW..(1)  Caricatured Met Police Air Support Helicopter  A3 print.   £4 each.

Produced on higher quality paper than your average printer! 


NEW..(2)  Met Police Air Support Helicopter  Mousemat.   £4.50 each.

Faux leather & 6mm in thickness. Nice and soft for those hard worked hands!



NEW..(3)   Met Police Air Support Helicopter MDF Wall Clock.   £15.00 each.

100mm diameter printed clock. Shown without hands however we supply the hands free of charge!!

A small element of self assembly is required with the clocks but don’t worry… it is very easy and we supply full instructions. Battery not supplied.



NEW..(4)   Met Police Air Support Helicopter Mug.   £6.00 each.

it’s a mug… what more can we say???  11oz Duraglaze coated dishwasher & microwave safe. Personalisation not available on this item.



NEW..(5)   Met Police Air Support Helicopter Keyring.   £4.00 each.

A nice stainless steel keyring. Supplied individually boxed.



NEW..(6)   Met Police Air Support Helicopter Children T-Shirt.   £5.00 each.

100% cotton t-shirts. Available in sizes 3-4yrs, 5-6yrs, 7-8yrs & 9-11yrs. White only.